Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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