dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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