i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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