im drinking this country out of the recession.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it glows. i had to have it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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