"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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