Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Farmville is her only friend.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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