We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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