Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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