Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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