so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
