I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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