Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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