I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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