this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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