I need help removing her.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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