I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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