it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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