Tell her she can't have a vagina
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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