I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
