Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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