the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We left an ass print on the piano.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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