Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
