So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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