they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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