pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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