One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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