Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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