if you like me you must not know who I am
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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