So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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