She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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