I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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