Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We had to coat check the pizza.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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