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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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