Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I didn't notice because vodka
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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