D3 body, D1 cock
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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