i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
