Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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