It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
