Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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