I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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