So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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