Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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