am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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