Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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