Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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