rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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