This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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