Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Pants are for mortals
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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