I just made out with a guy for $7.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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