AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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