You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I understand Curling. That high.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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