Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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